I have a problem with dyslexia in reading as well as typing. One day I wanted to type "opportunity". It came out "poopertunity". What fun.
Regarding "House has huge dick, great for entertainment" I actually saw a scan of that newspaper ad on the web. I'll try to find the page. There was a lot more there too.
But back to dyslexia.... they have those cash registers now at the store that have a sizable screen where the patron can see the purchase. While the cash register is unused, there are the words "terminal secured". Many times I've been shocked walking by and seeing out of the corner of my eye "terminally screwed". Life is fun when you're dyslexic (I do a lot of correcting as I type) Margo