I must have been a truly vile child . . .
Glory, glory, hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler, Met her at the door with a Magnum .44, And she ain't my teacher no more.
. . . Met her at the bank with a Sherman army tank, . . .
. . . Met her in the attic with an Uzi automatic, . . .
by the time we were in college, we'd gotten all abstract and artsy and switched to "Running On Empty", "I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In", the "kill, kill, KILL!" passage of "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and, for some obscure reason, "Hotel California".