JE you are priceless!!! I laughed till the tears ran down my legs!!!
Speaking of the euphemism(thanks for the story Bill, ,Very lamarca )in Whitby, Yorks UK there was a public toilet at the harbour side, with, prominently dispplayed on the outside, the "street name" this obviously didnt mean the same to the locals as it did to a party of Londoners, it said " Khyber Pass" and below "Public Conveniences" ( Khyber Pass, usually shortened to just Khyber is rhyming slang for A**, so "Carry on up the Khyber" is a quite rude film title if you know)