Q: What's the difference where a possum's been hit in the road and where a banjo player's been hit? A: The Possum was on its way to a gig.
Q: How can you tell when the stage is level? A: When the banjo player drools from both sides of his mouth.
Q: How can you tell when there's a banjo player at your door? A: He's the one delivering the pizza.
Q: How do you know it's a banjo player delivering the pizza? A: The knocking gets faster and faster and louderand louder.
(.....sorry - got these from the banjo player in Country Current, so I guess these are as good as banjo jokes get! - regards - A Celtic Harper