I believe the song is by Paul Metsers. As sung by Kilderkin with Paul leading. There are little changes all the way, plus the missing lines in verse 2 THE SWAG AND THE SHINER When I was a lad well I made up me mind That I didn't belong to the labouring kind Me hands were too good and me body too fine And, me brain, sure it was even finer, To spoil them by working would be such a shame So, I learned all I could of this wayfarin' game And by way of Australia to New Zealand came And hurray for the swag and the shiner. Now some folk drink tea but water's less risky And with others it's sherry or beer makes them frisky But give me the Irish and Jamieson's whiskey The warmest and best stomach liner And many's the infamous trick I've conceived And many's the barman that's gladly believed them So of many free whiskies I often relieve them Hurray for the swag and the shiner One hot day as I tramped with my mate, Gypsie Lee He points down at the road, "A dead sparrow," says he "That's a skylark," says I, "And, a free drink for me, If you'll follow the plan of the Shiner, So at the next pub I says, "You wait outside But, stay by the door with your ears open wide, And, at the right moment you comes straight inside But, you don't know the swag or the shiner." So, at the next shanty I swear it's a lark "It's a sparrow" the barman is heard to remark Says I "I'm so sharp I can tell in the dark The difference 'tween Magpies and Minahs" "I'll wager a whiskey all round then" says he, "That the next man comes in here a sparrow will see" So in comes old Gyp, "'Tis a skylark" says he; Free drinks for meself and the shiner. Now houses and mansions I let them all be And I'm certain that working each day ain't for me On the road with me swag on me shoulder I'm free And I pity the navvy and the miner Now, some people like me some think I'm a nut And, some say I'm lazy 'cause I like the shortcut But, a regular job gets a man in a rut, so Hurray for the swag and the shiner. Jack
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