I'd start a song challenge if I knew how -- but the constantly recurring GUEST question prompted this:

Last night I had the strangest dream

I never had before

I dreamed that Guests had all agreed

That they would troll no more.

And 'Catters all, heard the call

And decided to agree

And thread and posts forever more

Showed perfect harmony.

And ethnic slurs and racial slurs

Were no more to be found

Posts they were all rational

And good will did abound.

Last night I had the strangest dream

But sadly I awoke,

Found trolls and flamers at their 'post'

It was a cosmic joke.

But still I live in hopes I'll see

That idyllic Mudcat day

When all can post in amity

And trollers will fade away.