Here's the words. We have a set of chords as well, which
sort of work if you are interested.

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Benjamin

DELERIUM TREMENS

I dreamt a dream the other night, I couldn’t sleep a wink,
The rats were trying to count the sheep, And I was off the drink.
There were footsteps in the parlour And voices on the stairs
And I was climbing up the walls and moving round the chairs
I look out from under me blanket and up at the fireplace,
The Pope and John F. Kennedy were staring in me face
Suddnely it dawned on me, I was getting the old D.T.'s
When the child of Prague began to dance around the mantlepiece.

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Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
To the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottle draught and keg.
As I sat lookin' up at the Guinness ad. I could never figure
out how your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout.

Well I swore upon the bible I'd never touch a drop
My heart was palpitatin' I was sure 'twas goin’ to stop,
thinkin’ I was dyin' I gave my soul to God to keep
And a Tenner to St. Anthony to help me get to sleep.
I fell into an awful nightmare and got a dreadful shock
When I dreamt where was no duty-free at the airport down in Knock,
George Seawright was sayin' the rosary and SPUC were on the pill,
Frank Patterson was gargled and singin' Spancil Hill.

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I dreamt that Mr. Haughey had recaptured Crossmaglen
then Garret got re-elected and gave it back again.
Dick Spring and Roger Casement were on board the Marita-Ann
as she sailed into Fenit they were singin' Banna Strand,
I dreamt Archbishop McNamara was on Spike Island for 3 nights
havin' been arrested for supportin' travellers rights,
I dreamt that Ruari Quinn was smokin’ marijuana in the Dail
and Barry Desmond handin’ Frenchies out to the scuts in Fianna Fail.

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I dreamt of Nell McCafferty and Mary Kenny too
the things that we got up to, but I'm not tellin’ you,
I dreamt I was in a jacussi along with Alice Glenn
'twas then I knew I'd never ever ever drink again.

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