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NightWing Lyr Req: Leprosy/Jealousy and Red Wing (11) Lyr Add: LEPROSY (parody of 'Yesterday') 04 Jun 02


To the tune of the Beatles, "Yesterday":

Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get Leprosy?

Syphillis
It all started with a simple kiss
Now it hurts me just to take a piss
Oh, how did I get syphillis?

Why her box was sick
I don't know. She wouldn't say
Now my throbbing ****
Won't get thick like yesterday

Yesterday
My ****er was always cumming out to play
Now it needs four weeks to hide away
La la la la la la la-lah

Sorry.

BB,
NightWing


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