Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get Leprosy?
Syphillis
It all started with a simple kiss
Now it hurts me just to take a piss
Oh, how did I get syphillis?
Why her box was sick
I don't know. She wouldn't say
Now my throbbing ****
Won't get thick like yesterday
Yesterday
My ****er was always cumming out to play
Now it needs four weeks to hide away
La la la la la la la-lah
Sorry.