It's of two frisky Nordic lads this story I'll relate
They went to do the shopping and their Mom said "don't be late
But they forgot the shopping list of swedes and tarts and kippers
And ended up that night instead with Swedish tarts turned strippers.

Chorus:
That night, that night, that night, my boys that night
They ended up that night in bed with Swedish tarts turned strippers.

In truth they had been drinking of a glass or two of wine
And it was great they got home late at twenty five past nine
Ostein and young Arnie brought home a comely pair
With shapely hips, protruding tits and long blond curly hair

Chorus:
Blond hair etc.

The girls accommodated all of Arne's basic needs
And Ostein, not to be outdone just followed Arne's leads
The girls performed a ballet in which all their clothes were shed
While Ostein and young Arne being exhausted went to bed

Chorus:
To bed etc.

And then the girls did something which the programme didn't list
They gathered up the krona when they knew the guys were pissed
And then they took the morning flight straight to the Spanish sun
And now the cops are looking for two strippers on the run

Chorus:
The run etc.

Now Ostein and young Arne's lives will never be the same
They're visited quiet freqently by young girls on the game
"We'll do a strip for a measley tip of just a thousand pounds
And for twenty more, like any whore, we'll do another round

Chorus:
A round etc. ........


Try this to the air of "The Brisk Young Tailor"

line breaks added by mudelf