Told from the perspective of the participants … a parody of that oul' come-all-ye "Maids When You're Young, Never Wed An Oul' Man". WHORES WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG NEVER TRICK AN OUL' JOHN Two oul' fellas rang our phone, hey ding doorum dye Two oul' fellas rang our phone, we being young Two oul' fellas rang our phone, we're feeling so alone Whores when you're young never trick an oul' john CHORUS Cos he's got no faloorum fal diddle eye ooorum dye He's got no faloorum fal diddle eye aye He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum Whores when you're young never trick an oul' john They were grizzled and wrinkly, hey ding doorum dye Grizzled and wrinkly, we being young Grizzled and wrinkly, creased-up and crinkly Whores when you're young never trick an oul' john CHORUS Their bits like a chicken's neck, hey ding doorum dye Their bits like a chicken's neck, we being young Their bits like a chicken's neck, stubbly and pink and slack Whores when you're young never trick an oul' john CHORUS Fidgetting, fumbling, hey ding doorum dye Fidgetting, fumbling, we being young Fidgetting, fumbling, doddering, bumbling Whores when you're young never trick an oul' john CHORUS When they had had their way, hey ding doorum dye When they had had their way, we being young When they had had their way, straight off to sleep went they Whores when you're young never trick an oul' john CHORUS When they went to sleep, hey ding doorum dye When they went to sleep, we being young When they went to sleep, out of bed we did creep Robbed every penny and off we did run! We found their faloorum fal diddle eye ooorum dye We stole their faloorum fal diddle eye aye We nicked their faloorum, we took their ding doorum Robbed every penny and off we did run!
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