is ADHD a type of dyslexia by chance? i sympathis with your son if this is the case because this can be something that is hard to live with, when you are still at school especially. i dont know much about how schools deal with this stateside but in england i know a lot more allowence is being made in schools and universities now for people with dyslexia and other learning difficulties. for instance extra time in exams, extra lessons, special equipment etc. perhaps it may help to talk to his school and see if they can help him at all?

love ivy b.

ps love the origonal joke!