YT drags his attention away from the big game - England 3 Denmark 0, samples some of Susan's latest creation, admires Kat's Ninja outfit once again, and orders a pint of McEwan's heavy (the IPA having run out) - watch out, you may now be subjected to his Corries and Hamish Imlach repertoir.

His cat eyes the parrot - the parrot eyes the cat - the parrot is out of reach and the cat is too old to run up the sailor to get at it the way she might have done 10 years ago - standoff. She corners the mouse instead and proceeds to tell it her troubles - she is long past trying to eat the bloody things - though that Vindaloo it fell in smells rather tasty.