Greatest what? I'd have to say that, IMHO tennis must be a contender in the Competition for Utter Pointlessness - along with nearly every other ball sport - No, on second thoughts, as I feel I'm being a little too harsh here - delete "nearly".

Any extended series of televised sports "live" action, repeats, highlights, interviews, reactions, dissections, post-mortems and printed versions of the same things, together with the gossip and scandals attached thereunto, is another good reason to throw a half-brick through the telly and play music instead. From which you may gather that I'm not exactly enthralled at the prospect of Wimbledon...... which is just a "racquet" anyway - and that's my "net" opinion ......