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Fadac BS: Hamsters Save Lives! (42) RE: BS: Hamsters Save Lives! 05 Jul 02


Hmmm Hamster testing for space. 1. Could put hamster inside hubcap of wheel, drive fast, remove hubcap, look for hamster puke. 2. Wash hamster, put in dryer, spin dry, fluf, remove hamster, look for hamster puke. Reject if hamster is still wet. 3. Make hamster watch Apollo 13. If hamster falls asleep, give to cat. If cat goes to sleep, wash cat & dry via #2. 4. If you spell hamster with a P, like hampster, you will need to find a new place for your dirty cloths. 5. We all know that test pilots (hamsters) are hard drinkers, go bar hopping with your hamster, give plenty to drink. Put him in your pocket, next day examine pocket for hamster puke. 6. Tie a string to the hamster's tail, swing over your head. If you can find the tail...Look for hamster puke on walls, etc.

Gad, it's friday, I'm at work, I want to go home. I needed this.

-Fadac




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