This is a genuine ad that my wife spotted in today's paper. I thought someone out there might fit the criteria.
"PROFESSIONAL BEAR TRAINER
"Required for Alberta zoo
"Must have a minimum 15 years of experience, use positive reinforcement training methods, experience with Kodiak and Black bears, be willing to relocate to Alberta, have public speaking skills, ability to design educational programs and be willing to train others.
"Fax resume (403) 784-3401."
I have this image of someone training new employees using a whip and chair...