Celtic Soul: I am using another computer so that my name does not appear; I'm doing that for obvious reasons.

I urge you to remain fully clothed throughout the festival. Here are my reasons for that request.

I have seen your picture here on the cat, and have also seen you in person, although I don't think you have ever seen me - you have certainly had no reason to notice me as a member of the audience. My point is that I have a very good idea of what you look like.

When you are a better musician than anyone in the audience, no one objects - after all, that is why they hired you. Your problem is that if you appear sans clothing, every single audience member will feel totally inferior, as well they should. You are an absolutely gorgeous woman. Therefore, all females in the audience will feel as though they should go put on snow suits while all male members will become noticeable excited. That will not bode well with their female partners! And remember, you were invited because of your music, not your beauty.

Now if you were to come and play for an audience of one... Naw, that's like dreaming of winning the lottery. But I can dream!!!

In the meantime, I remain

Your ardent unknown admirer.