I am SO sorry for my lack of creativity last night. I was just too drunk to really put any effort into it. Let me try again. Dear Max

I really hate typing 'br'

So I double space everything.

I'm mad because

Somebody said there were automatic 'br's in the upgrade, and

Somebody else said you needed money and began collecting it

This is your responsibility because everyone knows the metal hats only work on ALIEN mind control and you, Max are not an alien.

I think.

In any case, it's not that I don't like you. It's that I think you're really cute and I want to have your children.

But you don't give me ANY attention at all. Don't feel bad though, no one pays me any mind.

Please

1. Guess who I am

2. Guess how much money I gave you

3. Put the money in a brown paper bag

4. Leave it under the bridge. Don't mess with the billygoats - trust me, it's not worth it.

Thank you

Jayne