I know my teacher hates me Lord she's big and fat (Good Gawd!) I know my teacher hates me Oh man, she's so big and fat And when we play ball at recess No one ever lets me bat
They sent me to the principal Said I had A-D-D Sent me to the office Said I had A-D-D They ast' me what was wrong So I just said I had to pee
Ya know I got a woman Just a cute as she can be She held my hand at recess for the big kids all to see But when I pulled her pigtails That good gal went and tol' on me
Refrain: (All my love's in vain ...)
Soulfully yers, Tony