Wot sits on LJS's shoulder and sqwarks "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of nine" a parity error OK the non techie one - a bit actor get his big break - playing Long John Silver, bragging to his friends he tells them he is on mega-bucks per hour and the filming starts monday. He can't start till Tues. "Why not" they all chant thats kilo-bucks you will be losing. "I have to go into hospital Monday" says he. "Why not postpone it, and what is the operation anyway?" they chorus "leg amputation" says out bit actor - it is a smaller part than he anticipated.
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