Oh, geez. Now I've got a bunch of them running around my brain & they won't stop til I type them up. If you are nice people and want me to help me retain my sanity, you'll fill in the missing words... Mobil: We're the rocker arm assembly, Assembly, assembly, We're the rocker arm assembly And we don't like dirt! A detergent gasoleeeeeene Helps keep your engine running smooth and cleeeeeeen - It's Mobil, oh 'tis Mobil gasoline! The STP commercial (sung to the tune of the Toreador song from Carmen) STP! You need some STP! One little can keeps it running free! [something], cooler, quieter, more precise, [something something something] nice [something something] we all agree The best is STP! Shell (I think): Bringin' home the oil me boys, Bringin' home the oil, Workin' all around the world Bringin' home the oil, [something] on a giant ship, [no clue this line here] Sailin' into Bantry Bay Bringin' home the oil. Hamm's beer: From the land of sky-blue waters - (echo: wa-ah-ters) Comes the water best for brewing Hamm's the beer refreshing Never stops refreshing you... Bay gasoline: [there's a verse before this] When you're driving down that superhighway It's a great feeling to know Bay is designed to match Michigan weather, Whether it's hot or cold! Bay gasoline has Dow Get Dow knowhow Get Dow knowhow with every drop of Bay! Chef Boyardee: At lunchtime the bell tolls Spaghetti and meatballs For you and for me From Chef Boyardee! Yipes! Stripes! Beechnut gum! Oh, and I learned the Empire jingle (988-2300 Empire!) from spending way too many hours taping _The Wild Wild West_ off of WGN. Thread creeplet: anybody know all the words to that Jimmeny Cricket safety movie we had to watch in grade school? The chorus went: I'm no fool, nosirree I'm gonna live to be 33! [number got larger each verse] Let's play safe for you and me, 'Cause I'm no fool! I really, really need to get to work!!! PoC
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