McDonald's? LOL! That ain't food, it's "product", and pretty lousy product at that.

If I had a mind to be a serial killer, this is what I would do...

Drive-by shootings of inflatable Ronald McDonalds in widely scattered locations all over the USA. These shootings would be carefully arranged so as to endanger as few actual people as possible (hopefully none at all), but would show no mercy to the clown balloons. Rat-a-tat-tat!!! P-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh...down goes another Ronald. I love imagining them slowly deflating, with that idiotic look frozen on their plastic faces. Bwah-hah-hah!

Then just to confuse the issue, I'd ventilate the odd inflatable Great Root Bear, while passing a local A & W.

If I had a mind to be a cereal killer, on the other hand...I'd stab boxes of Kellog's Frosted Flakes with a putty knife.