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ballpienhammer Best long joke interspersed in a set (13) RE: Best long joke interspersed in a set 01 Nov 02

The TV newsman was told to go to the state mental health hospital to interview a musician. Walking toward the gate he spied a large group of patients, 40 or 50, standing in chorale formation singing a most beautiful and hypnotic rendition of Ave Maria. As he edged closer, he noticed each inmate was holding a bright red apple and a pencil. As they sang, the patients would hit their apples keeping time to the music. Approaching the man directing the choir after the song, the reporter said," That was the most wonderful singing I have ever heard!"..." What do you call your choir?"   "Oh, thank you," said the orderly, " we are the Moron Tap-an-apple Choir."

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