There should be a Royal Commission into the English cricket team.
Fair dinkum, the Poms are an absolute disgrace! They are doing so much harm to the game by their unprofessional attitude and total inability to provide even token resistance to a side that could only manage 3 draws against New Zealand last year, and is going through its own inner turmoil at the moment.
Hey fellas - a test goes for 5 days, you know. You don't have to play it like two one-dayers.