Rick & Mick: *LOL*! Scarborough fair, indeed! / But, you can mako the moolah be the half-hour without any um, equipment at ALL, at all?? Farewell, farewell, you Kingston girls...

My single-transferable votes:

(1) Cape Breton of the Welcomes. Cape North. Meat Cove. (Not to be confused with the Kingston Road, see above...) NS Province leading by plurality here, I believe...

(2) Rebel Cork. Cobh. Coal Quay. Murphy's Stout & Pigs Cruibheens. Here's up them all...No, I can't afford it either; but I'll apply for the coveted Barney's Stones Scholarship from the Plastic Paddy Institute of Fooked-Music.

(3) A write-in for Boston. Bean & the Cod. Kennedys & God. Pops. Nowait, belay that last part. Hizzoner James Michael. Courage of his Convictions. Skeffington, Skeffington, cast yer vote for Skeffington...Stand for the Rights of Man, boys, fight against all Tyranny...woops.

(4) The compromise consensus: Anywhere in Mississippi. Sure, when you're Hot you're Hot; an' it's hoe it down and scratch your gravel, if to Dixie's land you're bound to travel; but remember: khandu is King there. We can get a Royal Airlines discount. Lookout, Hattiesburg! :)

OKOKOK. Enuff Crappola & Crayola. This is a grand idea; & if it should Come to Pass, this oul' mole will try like Hell to Be There -- wherever. (Now, doan' let that stop the Planning:) / "International House"; WC Fields: "Is this Kansas City Kansasss, or Kansas City Missourrrr-uh?" Hotel guy: "This is Wu Hu, China. You must be lost." WCF: "Kansas City is lossst; I am heeerre." :)