You wish to revel in your stupidity? Please do. Somewhere else.
Sham is putting in good work on behalf of every folk musician in England and Wales - even if I don't always agree with him on every point.
And yes, Sham, it is too simple. If all pubs had to be safe for a Rolling Stones concert, we'd have a lot fewer pubs, and nowhere at all to play because the few remaining pubs would all want the big name bands.
And the government won't wear it.
And the Licensed Victuallers' Association woudl blow a gasket.