MOTHER NATURE'S MIRACLES

V1:
Now eyeball up the people,
As you're walkin' 'round and 'round,
An' check out the distance,
From their rear-ends to the ground,
They're all quite a bit different,
As you can clearly see,
Yet all of their legs are EX'ACTLY,
The length they need to be . . .

C1: It's one of mother nature's miracles,
As you can plainly see,
Mother nature's miracles,
At least . . it seems like a miracle to me

V2: We got a lot of stuff in common,
You'd probably agree,
Ears and nose and fingers and toes,
Look the same on you or me,
We got belly-buttons an' nipples,
An' I think that's jes' fine,
But, I wonder how-come yer stuff, girl,
Looks more INNER'ESTIN' than mine

C2: It's one of mother nature's miracles -etc.,

B1: I say this stuff to make you smile,
But at least a part of it is true,
The part about the miracle,
'Cause that's how I feel about you . .

V3: They say that there is jes' one guy,
That's meant for jes' one girl,
But, MAN!, think of all the people,
In this great, big, ol' world,
So whaddya think the odds are,
That you'd jes' happen to be,
Born an' raised, an' jes' the right age,
In the EXACT same place as me!

C4: It's one of Mother Nature's Miracles,
As you can plainly see,
Mother Nature's Miracles,
At least . .it seems like a miracle to me

(Rap) So, I'm jes' sittin' here thinkin',
That I'm lucky as can be,
'Cause ev'ry time we get our stuff together,
It's a MIRACLE to me!

Outro:
Mother Nature's Miracles,
It's a miracle, you see . . (fade)