My "Secret Santa" lives on his back
My "Secret Santa" loves chimney stacks
He's outrageous, he screams and he bawls
"Secret Santa" let yourself go!
Oh, this has been fun...
Pleased to make your acquaintance, Santa! Finally! I mean sheesh! You dropped more clues than a body could hope for, yet some were vague enough that I became uncertain - started second-guessing myself. But, the truth will out, and I'm danged proud to be your Santee.