Dave Bryant - You are mistaken, sir. Your Mr Kenningham is clearly too old for me. Much too old. I do admit he has an impressive shine radiating off his bald pate, computer-enhanced I dare say. This is an unusual way to attract women, but I wish him luck.
Well, I had a lovely time in Hull, pedestrian though it may be, and I am now back in beautiful Twillingsgate enjoying a chat with friends. We all agree, Dave, that you are a cheeky fellow and that you know precious little about Newts. Newts are not reptiles, Mr Bryant.
I do hope that "Ever Madly" has not cast himself off a bridge into the Humber...but what can one do about hopeless romantics?