Most embarassing musical moment:

About to get up as special guest sax player with the band who was the hot favoirite to win the Uni band comp.

Enter Nancy - biggest precocious twat at school who I had not had the pleasure of seeing again til that moment. She fancied herself something awful.

She strode up to me and giggled something about "oh so you're a groupie now". I smiled politely thinking "I'll show you, baby".

The band is playing. My big moment and I step up on stage. The sax won'r work at all. I try again - blow ... nothing. A spring had come off the thing and it wouldn't make a sound.

I think I withdrew to the toilets and cried.

The band won regardless and they shared the prize with me (which i think was free booze) and were very nice about the mishap.

Callie