Fred, The palais/pullet story is great. Keep in mind that if this is a competition, the winner is the most gullible and challenged of the group. Another story from Latin America...one evening at a hotel, exercising my mastery of Castelian phrasing, I asked the desk clerk to be sure to have me shot at 6:00 AM en punto. This actually took awhile to sort out. Another transportation item - Once, while trying to figure out which bus I should take in Quito, Ecuador, I asked if it was okay to have sexual relations with (not even "on") a particular bus. - Merritt
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