Iraq March 2003

Saddam and Dubya sit opposite each other in a UN office in Baghdad. Saddams henchmen have persuaded Dubya to negotiate Iraqi style.
Tariq Aziz enters carrying a tray with two large glasses of an amber liquid and places it between them.Saddam explains that this is Camell piss and downs his glass in one.

Dubya does the same.

Aziz returns with a steaming plate of Donkey Bollocks on Toast,same as before both men partake.

Once again Aziz returns carrying a black box which is placed between the world leaders.
Saddam inserts the index finger of his right hand in a hole at his side of the box there is a loud click and Saddam pulls his finger out to show a complete digit.
Dubya,reluctantly,inserts a finger.
There is a loud click Dubya yalls and removes his finger to reveal a bloody stump!.


Washington April 2003

In the Oval office Saddam and GB face each other across the desk.

Straight way Colin enters carrying the same box as was used before,places it between the two men and waits.Dubya slowly extends an index finger and inserts it in the box.There is a loud click and Dubya slowly removes an intact finger.

Saddam sits quivering his back drenched with cold sweat and his arse suddenly feeling warm.
He slowly,slowly,well slower than Bush anyway,inserts his right index finger.There is a long pause followed by another loud click.

Saddamm yelps and quickly snatches his hand away.His finger is still intact

"My finger,my finger it's still there!!" he exclaims.

"Yep says Dubya,but Baghdad isn't2