Maybe I should tell you abut the Cruels Sisters' necrophiliac version.
Sometimes I really love Irene
But other times I hate her
And if Irene won't be my bride
I'll have to decapitate her
Irene she died the other night
I had her body entombed
But when I got to craving sex
She had to be exhumed
Some folks they all call me deranged
But I've just gotta have her
How can anything be strange
In loving a cadaver?
And here's my verse:
Irene and I are doing fine
We're even thinking of marryin'
I'll have Irene right by my side
Until she turns to carrion