Gareth: I've listened to the above, and can make most of it out. So I'm posting it in the local patois. What will the Transpondians make of the lingo? Nigel _________________________________ ARTHUR DALEY ('E's Alright) (The Firm 1982) Chorus: Alright my son, Leave it out As it 'appens its your shout Straight up, Pull the other In a right 2 and 8 What's the damage Chief? Who's your mate? The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath, 'E's alright. Propping up the bar at the Winchester Club "A V.A.T. on the slate please Dave" Terry's still looking for a sub. Arthur's onto a nice little earner Terry's getting agg and the chance of an hernia Minding the disco down some boozer Giving him a slap but he's onto a loser Pound to a penny that he don't get paid On account of the recession in the used car motor trade Terry's piling up the Zeds Been up on a job all night When all of a sudden there's an horrible scream And somebody's switching on the light It's Arthur, Y-fronts caught in his zip Brahms & Liszt an' he needs a place to kip Terry gets the hump with Arthur 'cos he Won't go home 'cos of 'Her Indoors' "She'd kill me Terry, odds on bet I ain't got the bottle; Ain't you got that kettle on yet?" Checking out his stock in the lock-up Arthur's havin' a fit 'Ere where's them magazines with the 'Erbets in the leather And the bird with a whip (inaudible comment)Says Terry (Inaudible comment) "Cheap jibe Terence. Try to understand Got a punter coming round gonna take em off me hands Got a part exchange, claret from Japan A vintage year, and he does 'em in five gallon cans" Chorus (Spoken) So he's got a couple of Nelson Riddles going, Who ain't ? Don't make you a villain, do it ? And he sells the odd dodgy motor now and then Well, it ain't a crime is it ? Well yeah, it's a crime, yeah, technically But it's a bit under the arm the way the(inaudible) Sit on his daily giving him GBH on the ear'ole all the time I mean, just 'cos he happens to have done a bit of bird for petty when he was a saucepan He aught to do them for inflammation of character I reckon You know what Chisholm said ? He said "I know how Arthur Daley'll die I said "How's that" He said "he'll fall off the back of a lorry" Bit strong, definitely out of order, Know what I mean? He goes turning his drum over, looking for bent gear Finding it, yeah, yeah, but it ain't a crime, it well yeah it's a crime....(fades) NP
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