my landscaping supervisor was famous for some real off-color ones i.e. "i wouldn't use that as a shield in a shit fight" "i'd rather eat the southbound end of a northbound menstruating skunk" "you look like you been shot at and missed, shit at and hit." "speak now or forever hold your piss." and the classic, if somebody had a big dumb smile, the were grinning, "like a cat eatin' shit out of a hairbrush" ?????? makes no sense to me, but the guy was a laugh a minute when he wasn't yelling at yeh.
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