Gee whiz Fred, How about you wipe those flecks of foam from your mouth and see about getting some legal prescription medication? Your gonna burst a vein there any minute. It's really sweet that you've appointed yourself the arbiter of what's wrong and what's moral, and are so gently steering the rest of us on the path of righteousness.

I'll applaud your attempts to change things, and I fear you may succeed. The fact is, you're facing very little opposition these days, some of which is me. Perhaps you have a master plan for some comprehensive social engineering, the clarity of which will convince all us stupid people that you are indeed, the one.

But I'll probably still be insulting your doper friends every chance I get.