more words to joel hickersons song:
Why dont they make diapers of a bright yellow color Why dont they make diapers of a bright golden hue whydont they make diapers of a bright yellow color Or green when the baby comes down with the flu
We lined his diapers with paper towels To catch all the nasties when he moved his bowels But soon we discovered it just wouldn't do He screamed and he squirmed and it shot right on through