This came to me the other day and I just needed to get it out. OK, I realize this may not be of the common genre to this board, but from what I've read here I know I can at least expect an honest opinion. Thanks for humoring me.

Evildoer (To the tune of "Desperado")

Evildoer, what have you done to our nation?
You've become an infestation in all that we love.
Your ways are ruthless, not carin what people are prayin,
you gotta hear what they're sayin before it's too late.

Don't you trade that blood for oil, boy,
and keep adding to our losses,
we lost enough back when this all began.
Seems we haven't learned from all the tears
that we aren't the world's bosses.
Are we destined to repeat it all again?

Evildoer, can't you see where we are headed,
the thing that we've dreaded, the evil is us.
We once were happy, but now the world seems to hate us,
it's never too late for us to give peace a chance.

When did all our plans for global peace
become plans for occupation?
Sending our best and brightest far away.
We could use the help right here at home
in our own beloved nation,
just What is our country really tryin to say?

Evildoer, your time will come to an end,
you'll be alone without friends to rally you through.
Then you may wake up and take a look in the mirror,
and much to your horror, the evildoer was you.


So, whatd'ya think, keep my day job?