Well doggone it Mr. O! Guess I'll have to work on the deluxe model, then. I'm headin' to Radio Shlock to pick up the basic model.
Rara Avis, I agree re: the rolling "boom boxes".
I am working on a hypersonic device that will emit a signal that will penetrate the walls of my neighbor's house and excite their three yapping dogs, get em to bark their muzzles off. These jerks put the dogs out on their deck right accross from my house and the racket is deafening. Trouble is they do it only during the day so they aren't in violation of noise ordinances. I am going to use my hypersonic signal generator around two or three in the morning, wake em up! I figure after about a week of this they will get rid of the dogs or put them out at night too and I will get my revenge!
I need to take a nap.