Of course the world ended yesterday. As it will end tonight. Everything is destroyed each night when you go to sleep. Then the little clay possoms come out, from the Teddy Bears picknik in the woods owned by an old hokey pokey caller. And put everything back.
However they have a love for paperclips. They take the paperclips (and sometimes only one sock.) and hide them. From time to time the paperclips get together and become coat hangers. The possoms having no use for coat hangers bring them back (during the rebuild) and leave them in your closet. Then they replace a hair of yours with a used one. (Gray hairs are used ones.)