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Songs about boats, No disasters!
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RE: Songs about boats, No disasters!
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08 Apr 03
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I've thought of an other - no disaster except for the state of the boat! Prosperity Chorus: I'm proud tae be the skipper o' this grand wee craft And whit I'm goin' tae say tae ye may sound quite saft But if I had the choice o' a' the boats at sea I'd choose no other boat than the Prosperity Noo my starboard light is red and my portside light is green My radar shows me somewhere on the road tae Achnasheen My compass is a model o' very high degree Because it's stuck here pointin' tae three-nine-three O ma gearbox takes in water and me engine spews oot oil Ma galley stove's no' hot enough tae mak' the kettle boil Ma spare box is only big enough for storing cans o' paint And the smell up frae the bilge would mak' a strong man faint Noo ma West Coast chart is handy as a table mat But it's protected by three layers o' jam and fat And sometimes when I think I'm just a mile south o' Rue I'm steamin' through a tumbler stain o' Barr's Irn Bru O I don't know how I'm goin' tae face next Wednesday 'Cause that's the day I have my Board of Trade survey I'll give ma hull a lick o' paint and polish up ma brass And once I gie the man a dram I'm sure tae pass
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