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Ely BS: Blonde Jokes (80* d) RE: BS: Blonde Jokes 13 Apr 03

We just substitute "Aggie" here in Texas (as in, a student of Texas A&M University).

Q: How many Aggies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A: Six--one to read the recipe and five to shell the M&M's.

Q: Why was the lady Aggie's bellybutton bruised?

A: Her husband was an Aggie, too. (Yes, that one's crass but it evens the gender thing slightly)

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