Hey, man! The idiot-boy (my little brouther) is sleeping it off. He got totally wasted last night at the Iron Horse and is in bad shape today I can tell you. He wshould be okay by around 6 tonight, I figger. He got all worked up about "Wasted in Wawa" and was carryin on at the Horse about it. Everybody expects a big fight any day now, but lemme tell ya, Shane dont win too many fights. LOL! I seen him manage a few draws though. He usually picks the wrong people to fight with, cos he has lousy judgement and its always after he's had a few too many, which is whenever he can bum some or whatever.

He was bummin' drinks last night and goin on in a grand fashion about how he was gonna kick Wawa ass! Ha! Ha! It was great. You shoulda been there.

You shoulda seen him this morning, man. He looked like dog barf on a stick.

NOw the Tim Horton's shutdown is a real flippin drag I can tell you! I would not say that the town is in a state of shock exackly, but I would say that it's depressed.

Well, I am off to the service station shortly. Hang tight, losers! I figger Shane will be semi-coherent in a few houars from now, which is probably when he will realize that Jimmy and me moved his bed inta the basement (with him in it) and locked him in there with the spiders and empty beer bottles. Ha! Ha! There is no way outa there but through a chimney.

See ya.

Don the Man