I do not hail from Hull, sir, I hail from Twillingsgate, ancestral home to at least 15 generations of Rutledges. I merely visit Hull now and then in order to hear some good traditional music. I am a not altogether secret admirer of "Punch the Horse", a band which I was at first quite prejudiced against (due to the name, which implied violence against animals), but which I have since developed quite an affection for.
Of course my spelling and sentence structure are impeccable. I am a Rutledge. Now, if you will pardon me, I am going to get some rest.