Who's the martyr? Not me. I'm the jack-booted thug, pawn of the evil corporations out to steal your civil liberties.

I'm just trying to save you a little time here.

After your revolution succeeds, you all are gonna need to enact your own new constitution.

I understand that somehow you plan to wrest control of all the resources from the greedy rich people and distribute it among the genuinely altruistic folks who will, surprise, surprise, look much like yourselves. Of course you'll do a much better job of it than all the idiots who've gone before you, because you're all so danged magic you'll be able to loot those rich bastards without spilling any blood, because violence is bad and all.

But I am surprised you haven't included some other illegal acts like:

Making a profit (I supposes that's included under fraud)
Advertising (leads to too much success)
Forming a Corporation
Owning too much stuff (Everybody should have equal amounts of stuff)

Somehow the new constitution in Littlehawktopia will have to prevent these evil things from happening.