Good one Annap..unlike certain possum inflators, I appreciate a good play on words .Or a bad one. It's really a fine line.

Anyhow Art,this one's even better (or worse). A scientist in Florida was conducting tests with Dolphins to see if food affected their longevity. Amazingly, a diet of mynah birds seemed to slow down and even stop the aging process. Unfortunately, the population of mynah birds in Florida was soon depleted, and a truck was hired to haul the birds from Georgia. The truck was stopped at the line and the driver arrested. Of course, you know what the charge was....?