Thankfully, never experienced them...nor had a desire to.
Have heard them referred to as "ig-narts."
Film - Scandinavian Nicolas and Alexandria
Characters - Uncle w/ young boy & girl
Scene - Christmas Celebration
Action - Uncle leads children away from party to view "fireworks."
Audience responce: cute, infantile, disgusting, vile
Catspaw - It is suggested that you have your wife edit your postings..... the "drunken-effects" of anesthesia can leave their impression for up to three months after the incident. While beans may be referred to as the "musical fruit"....as someone else noted.... is this really necessary???????
BSeed - THAT IS PRECISELY!!!! the type of room-mate I invisioned you as having in college. "Seeds of a flower, fruit together."