Thank goodness they aren't D cells!

As for bongs, you might want to avoid them. Some folks have been getting in trouble with their bongs lately. If you must, toilet paper rolls, aluminum foil or hot knives will have the same effect...of turning all your partiers into incoherent drones.

How about a Halloween party in July? Give your business a little summer jolt. October's so cold, you know, and people end up wearing lots of clothes to stay warm.

On second thought, now that we're all pushing fifty, maybe the scanty clothes idea isn't as cool as it used to be.

Anyway, wish I could be there,

Kevin