Dear King khandu, Regarding my previous missive to The Court of Mississippi seeking information about the one "Bee-dubya-ell" in the matter of vandalism of the Atmore Amtrak station restroom, we are please to inform you that your assistance is no longer required. We have made an arrest in the matter, and it seems that your Mr. "Bee-dubya-ell" was innocent of any wrongdoing. The person we have arrested, who goes by the name of Harry Lee Wigley, has confessed to all crimes under investigation. Sincerely, Donald Rumsfeld Attorney General United States of America
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