I must confess that you chaps have me giggling over my tea and cookies here. I have never seen a barrage of silliness to equal this thread, which is earning its title handsomely. What puzzles me is how you get other things done, such as shopping, bathing, eating meals, and so on.

My schedule is quite full, so I can only stop in momentarily, but I try to keep an eye on things. Today I addressed the Ladies' Auxiliary on the merits of grooming one's dog or cat frequently. I am very much involved in improving the lives of the pets in this community.

I would gather that Tweed has recovered from his last pretty obvious binge, and I hope that he is now considering my sage advice, and tossing away the bottle for good. I find it hysterically funny that he thinks (apparently) that I am Khandu. I've seen photos of Khandu. He's a skinny, but fairly presentable fellow with an artistic sort of look. He resembles me in no wise.

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