Wate! Aint this the "Mammy of all BS treds". Dadgummit, Ah gess Ah sawntered into the rong place.
Whut is that Goawful smell? Sumboddy best open a winder.
Whut Ah wants to knoe and whut Ah'm shore a buncha utter peepel wanna knoe is Why dont the manajers uv this place shet this sillie tred down.
Thet feller...uh, whuts hiz name..Jawfer, yeah thets it. Why dont Jawfer sinceser this buncha xkpees frum sum menial instertewshun and brang sum order heer?

Ah thank old Jawfer has seed it has gone to far and he dont knoe whut to do about it, sos he is probly jist attemeptating to igmo it and hop it all goze away. But Ah thinks it is like siffluss, it wont go away no madder how much yew hop it duz. I shud knoe!

Ah hop this dont erfend yew peepel,Ah jist dont thank this sorta thang shud be aloud on this kinda forem. In sted, yew cud talk about sumpin hailthy like termadders and ternip greans er bootlaig whuskie.

I thank it is gudd ideer

Sheeney